30 Funny Wednesday Quotes (Netflix TV Show)

Wednesday is a coming-of-age comedy horror TV show based on the classic Addams Family TV show and movies. The central main character is the school-going Wednesday – the daughter of Morticia and Gomez Addams and the sister of Pugsley. Below are some of the funniest quotes from the show-

“Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.” -Wednesday

“Are you mansplaining my power?” -Wednesday

“Being your friend should come with a warning label.” -Xavier

“Enjoy your solitude, Wednesday.” -Enid
“It’s not solitude if you’re still here.”  -Wednesday

“I almost killed you.” -Wednesday
“I survived.” -Tyler
“Beginner’s luck.” -Wednesday

“I can’t believe I’m actually going to miss your creepy, lifeless eyes waking me up every morning.” -Enid

“I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge.” -Wednesday

“I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them.”

“I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”

“It’s people like you that give kidnapping a bad name”

“I suggest we wait for a special occasion”

“I’m not friend material, let alone more than friend material.” -Wednesday

“I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior.” -Enid

“It’s like electroshock therapy with out the satisfying afterburn”

“Is your spectral vision impaired!? I’m DYING” -Wednesday

“If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his.”

“I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools, run by people who’s dreams were crushed years ago… But I admire the sadism.” -Wednesday

I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. -Enid

“It’s not my fault that I can’t read your emotional morse code.”

“Look at you my little deathtrap.” -Gomez

“There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right.” -Wednesday

“These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers.” -Wednesday

“Wednesday always looks half dead.” -Gomez

“Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares.” -Bianca

“Why am I sharing this apocalypse with a pilgrim?” -Wednesday

“What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?”

“You were dead” “I got better”

“You’re like a cockroach. -Tyler
“Please. Flattery will get you nowhere.” -Wednesday

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