Office Puns – 24 Deskilicious Wordplays that Work Overtime

Here are some of the best jokes to share with your colleagues in your office for some cubicle chuckles-

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.

I applied for a job at a bakery, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

I offered my computer a raise, but it just wanted more RAMen noodles.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I didn’t come to work because of an eye problem. I just couldn’t see myself working today.

I told my office chair a joke, but it just gave me a blank seat.

I thought about telling a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.

I tried to organize a paper plane competition, but it never really took off.

I was going to tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.

I wanted to be a banker, but I lost interest.

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

I’m on a seafood diet at work – I see food, and I eat it at my desk.

I’m training my dog to fetch coffee. Soon, it’ll be a java retriever.

I’m trying to break a record by having the longest coffee break without actually working.

I’m very good at Microsoft Office. You can say, I Excel at it.

My coworkers told me I should do stand-up comedy, but I’m better at sit-down programming.

My mouse and keyboard are in a relationship, they just clicked.

The conference room is the only place where “going in circles” is a good thing.

The office Wi-Fi is like coffee – it starts the day strong and then slows down by the afternoon.

The photocopier told me a secret, but I can’t seem to scan-dalize it.

The printer and I had a paper jam session.

What’s the office janitor’s favorite dance move? The “sweep and shuffle.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many Windows opening up to the past.

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