32 Funny Quotes Inspirational - Page 1

"In 1965, running wasn’t even a sport. It wasn’t popular, it wasn’t unpopular- it just was. To go out for a three-mile run was something weirdos did, presumably to burn off manic energy. Running for pleasure, running for exercise, running for endorphins, running to live better and longer- these things were unheard of. People often went out of their way to mock runners. Drivers would slow down and honk their horns. 'Get a horse!' they'd yell, throwing a beer or soda at the runner's head."

- Phil Knight

from his autobiography 'Shoe Dog'

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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

- Dave Barry

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"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

- Socrates

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